What a woman really wants

Category: Dating and Relationships

Post 1 by medical queen (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 22-Jun-2007 17:32:41

King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and
ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer
and, if after a year, he still had no answer; he would be put to death.
The question? . . . What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible
query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with every one, but
no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.
But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her
price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!
Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered
such a repugnant creature in all his life.
He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing
was too big of a sacrifice, compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.
Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:
What a woman really wants, she answered . . . is to be in charge of her own life.
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.
And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful
woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth be her horrible, deformed self only half-the-time
and the beautiful maiden the other half.
Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day . . . or night?
Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch?
Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?
What would YOU do?
What Lancelot chose is below. BUT . . . make YOUR choice before you scroll down below. OKAY?
Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now . . . what is the moral to this story?
The moral is . . .
If you don't let a woman have her own way . . .
Things are going to get ugly!

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 23-Jun-2007 7:02:11

That's a good retelling of the story. Thanks, I had forgotten that.

When I was a kid, I heard the same story told about Sir Gawain instead of Arthur. In that retelling, the answer was that a woman wanted her will to be done.

Almost the same thing.

I have to agree with the legends. It seems that most ladies I know really want to have their own way. Same is probably true of most men.

Bob *ambling off the net, saying many words with no meaning.

Post 3 by i love tequila (i just keep on drinkin shots of tequila) on Saturday, 23-Jun-2007 9:07:45

thats a good one crisstina

Post 4 by SensuallyNaturallyLiving4Today (LivingLifeAndLovingItToo) on Sunday, 24-Jun-2007 19:13:47

That was brilliant. Bloody brilliant. I loved it. Where did you get that?

Post 5 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Sunday, 24-Jun-2007 23:30:02

I love it. Good job!

Post 6 by Bush Master (Account disabled) on Thursday, 05-Jul-2007 11:02:32

I don't mean to brag, but I answered the question correctly. Hahaha! From one guy's point-of-view, there is absolutely nothing more sexier than a woman who knows what she wants.